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Twinkle Twinkle Sweary Retro Kitchen Towel

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A woman looks longingly at her reflection in a kitchen pot, wondering, “Twinkle twinkle shiny pan, tell me who the f**k I am!” In this sweary retro housewife tea towel.


A woman washing dishes gazes longingly at her reflection, musing, “Twinkle twinkle shiny pan tell me who the f**k I am,” on this sweary retro housewife tea towel.

Add this to your campy/retro kitchen accessories!

The housewife embroidery is white; the light-colored text is a light pink color.

On the back, there is a light water-soluble embroidery stabilizer that will wash away as you launder the item. The item may have slight hooping marks from embroidery; these will also wash away if present.

The towel measures 27″ by 27″ unfolded but the design is placed to be shown on the front when the towel is folded in thirds. Items individually machine embroidered; design placement on the item may vary ever so slightly.

  • 27″ x 27″
  • 100% cotton towel with polyester embroidery thread and wash-away stabilizer.

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